I explained to Jensen that Hannah and I got jerk/bitch tattoos and wanted to show them in the photo op. You should have seen Jensen’s face omfg and the wary way Jared asked where we got them.
Once they agreed we asked them if they wanted to stand by the bitch or the jerk and Jared was like you guys pick and then I looked right at him and was like “NO you pick” and he quickly was like “Alright I’ll be the bitch!”
and then as we were leaving they started laughing and Jared said “I can’t believe I just said I’ll be the bitch”
Can I just tell you guys something about Matt before I continue with my reviews?
First of all, the cocktail party probably had 1500 people. He hugged every. single. fucking. person. there. EVERY SINGLE ONE. And when asked if he was tired of hugging people when he finally got to our VIP table he said “Absolutely not. It’s a proven fact that human contact makes you a happier person” and hugged us all too.
Matt Cohen, everyone.